English: Your mama’s so fat, she tripped over WalMart and landed on Target
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: A joke he and his friends would tell in high school, circa 2010.
Category Archives: Chapel Hill Janks
090218-005
English: You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth that has since somehow gotten stuck up your ass
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something he used against a snotty rich kid in high school, in Liberty, NC.
090218-004
English: You’re so fat, I don’t see how you get around.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: from Chapel Hill – an insult used towards friends.
090218-003
English: Your mama is so stupid, she went to a movie that was rated R and it said 17 and over, so she went and got 16 of her friends
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Remembered from his childhood, in Philadelphia.
090218-002
English: Your mama is like a brick. She’s heavy, flat on both sides, and gets laid by a bunch of workers.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Learned in High School, in Silicon Valley/ San Francisco Bay Area
090218-001
English: Your mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Learned in High School, in Silicon Valley/ San Francisco Bay Area