“She is so skinny, that it’s like fucking a bag of paper clips”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: mid-late 1990s Oakton High School, Oakton, VA
Category Archives: Philly Janks
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“Your mama’s so stupid she went to the GAP to fix her teeth”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
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“Your mama’s so nasty, she pours ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
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“Your mama’s so dumb, she went to an Eagles game and thought a quarterback was a refund”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: (Middle school) Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so skinny, she could ride a chihuahua”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up
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“Your mama is so easy, that whenever she walks around, she wears a mattress strapped to her back”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Heard from boys in back of school bus – 7th grade, Reynolds Middle School in Trenton, NJ
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“Your daddy’s so dumb, he thought Hilary Clinton was a republican”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Baltimore Maryland (high school)
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“A thousand English ships couldn’t pull your mustache hairs from my asshole”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Middle East
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“You’re so dumb, you tried to spread an animated GIF on your sandwich”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up
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“Your mama’s so old, she shared a locker with Jesus”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA