“You’re so full of it your eyes are brown”
collected: Cleveland, Ohio – Cleveland Institute of Art (11-7-14)
origin: heard it from her cousins when growing up in suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio
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“You think your shit don’t stink, but your farts give you away”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: from her father, of German heritage, who lived in the Bloomfield neighborhood of Pittsburgh
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“You have the features of an actor. I think I saw you in a movie. you’re that giant pile of shit in Jurassic Park.”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: unknown – told to him by his friend Ezra in New Albany, Indiana (circa 1996)
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“You’re so fat, you shit in the waterworks”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up (the waterworks is a park/reservoir and Belfast’s principal source of water)
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“Away and take your face for a shite”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: Belfast, local parties