Tag Archives: sister

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Spanish:
English: You’ve got two beautiful sisters that they call “termites” because they’ll eat any old stick.
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: from an Ecuadorian song

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Spanish:
English: Your sister is like a duck that opens its wings to fly, except your sister opens her legs to play.
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: from an Ecuadorian song

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Latvian: Man ir māsa. Un mamma teica, ka viena no mums ir atsitusies tēvā, bet otra pret izlietni.
English: I have a sister. My father said one is similar to him, the other was hit by a sink.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Traditional/classic Latvian joke. Play on words – double meaning of the word for “similar”

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[Green Shirt]
Spanish: Si el robo es pasion banañame con tu menstruacion
English: If theft is passion shower me with your menstruation
[White Shirt]
Avientame a una hermana
Toss me a sister
[Green Shirt]
La que traigo de campana
The one I’m wearing as a bell
[White Shirt]
Como?
What?
[Green Shirt]
La verga del mono
The monkey’s dick
[White Shirt]
La del palomo
The pigeon’s one
[Green Shirt]
Se te sube al lomo
It climbs your back
[White Shirt]
Echala a volar
Send it to fly
[Green Shirt]
La de tu carnal
Your bro’s
[Green Shirt]
En alburear me ganas pero a un burro se la mamas
In albur you beat me but you suck the donkey’s one
[White Shirt]
Ese albur es viejo, ven y jalame el pellejo
That’s an old albur, come and pull my skin
[Green Shirt]
Ese albur me llego al corazón pero preguntale a tu mama como le deje el calzon
That albur got to my heart, but ask your Mom how I left her panties
[White Shirt]
ay, se me fue el pedo
Screw it, I lost it
[Green Shirt]
Ya me lo chingue
I fucked him up

collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-13-13)
origin: Albur