Tag Archives: ugly

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Spanish:
English: You’re so ugly, so ugly that when the doctor saw you he said if it doesn’t move, it’s a tumor.
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: he heard it on a television show in the Dominican Republic

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Spanish:
English: You are so ugly, so ugly that your mom, instead of breastfeeding you, gave you the shoulder.
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: an old joke he remembers saying with his friends in Ecuador

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Spanish:
English:
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: an old joke he remembers saying with his friends in Ecuador

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Spanish:
English: I had a friend who was so ugly, so ugly, when he was born his mother threw him away and kept the placenta.
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: an old joke he remembers saying with his friends in Ecuador

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French:
English: Your mama is so ugly, she has to wear makeup to go on the radio.
collected: Astoria, Queens (04-28-2016)
origin: heard it from the movie “Down to Earth” with Chris Rock. He is from Paris, and originally heard this joke in French.

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Lithuanian: atrodai baisiau, negu šūdų vėžiu sergančio žmogaus išmatos
English: you look worse than the feces of a person who has shit cancer
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: Lithuanian radio broadcast

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Portuguese:
English: When you were born you probably hit the floor really hard because your face is totally messed up.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: Very common type of joke in Portugal – a way of telling someone they are ugly.