“You’re as useless as tits on a bull”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from taxi drivers in the taxi rank
Tag Archives: useless
090713005
“You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
090713001
“You’re as useful as a bowler hat with sleeves”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
090613028
“My mate, Frankie, says I’m as useful as a chocolate fireguard.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: traditional Belfast slagging
090613015
“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: ongoing local joke
090613011
“You’re as much use as a chocolate fireguard”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613010
“You’re as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613006
“You couldn’t start a piss-up in a brewery”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: Belfast pubs
090613004
“You’re as much use as your ass full of melted snow”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging
090613003
“You’re as much use as a fart in a spacesuit”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging