English: Do you have sand in your vagina?
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: First heard it in Eindhoven, Netherlands about 20 years ago. Something you say to someone who is being hypersensitive.
Finnish: Pyörii kuin puolukka pillussa
English: twirling like a lingonberry in a vagina.
collected: Helsinki, Finland (01-31-2016)
origin: Something you say to someone who is acting aimless or being useless. It is a reference to a story in the Kalevala, the national epic poem of Finland, in which a virgin, Marjatta, is immaculately impregnated by a lingonberry.
Finnish: Sun naamas oh ihan norsunvitulla
English: your face is like an Elephant’s cunt
collected: Vaasa, Finland (01-23-2016)
origin: common insult in Finland to describe someone who looks really angry. He has used it before to describe customers who come into his workplace looking pissed off
“Your mama’s pussy is so hairy, when you were born you got rug burned”
collected: Pittsburgh, Strip District (9-20-14)
origin: told to him by his boyfriend, who learned it on a school bus in New Jersey