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Lithuanian: Jis nėjo į armiją, todėl jo žmona gali daužyti jį su keptuvę per galvą
English: He didn’t go to the army, so that’s why his wife can beat his head with a pan
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas


English: Arguing with your wife is like reading the Terms and Conditions of software. You just scroll down and accept it.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: heard it while drinking with some old guys in his hometown of Ourique, Portugal