“Yer ma’s yer da”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
Category Archives: Belfast Janks
090713022
“You’re as useful as balls on a priest”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
090713021
“You’re as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a guy with no ears”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
090713020
“You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
090713019
“I was so ugly as a child, my mom had to tie a lamb chop around my throat, just so the dogs would play with me.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it from her friend in Belfast
090713018
“Your mama’s so fat, you just have to find a fold and fuck it”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it in either England, Scotland, or Belfast
090713017
“You’re as useful as a bag of cats”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it from her mother in Galway
090713016
“Is there no mirrors in your house?”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast comeback
090713015
“You’re as useless as tits on a bull”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from taxi drivers in the taxi rank
090713014
“My sister was that ugly when she was born, the midwife slapped my ma.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast slagging