Tag Archives: comeback


Lithuanian: nešik miltais – malūnai sustos
English: don’t shit flour – the windmills are going to stop
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old/ traditional (especially first part. just “Nešik miltais”) and common Lithuanian joke – a way to tell someone to chill out.


Lithuanian: Kas ant kito sako, tas ant savęs pasisako
English: what you say about another, you say about yourself.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: from grade school. meaning “talk to the hand.”


in English only: if I was a cunt I would look like you
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he is a baseball player and used this as a comeback against an opponent during a match in the UK.


Swedish: Jag är fet, du är ful, jag kan banta, vad kan du?
English: I am fat, you are ugly. I can lose weight, what can you do?
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-19-2015)
origin: common comeback joke used in upper secondary school in Northwest Finland (Swedish speaking)