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Dutch: Hey bolle! Heb je een scheet gelaten of stink je altijd zo?
English: Hey, fatty, did you just fart, or do you always smell this bad?
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Heard it when he was a teenager in middle school in eastern Netherlands


English: You’re so fat you call Fat Joe “Joe”
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: he wrote this joke several years ago. It is a reference to the rapper Fat Joe


English: Your mama is so big, when you go around the corner, you’ve got to go AROUND the corner.
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: heard this playing The Dozens with friends in school, sometime around 1993 in Jamaica, Queens.