English: Your so heavy that if you fell off a plane, you’d get stuck between two continents
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: Heard it on a cartoon, probably Family Guy.
Tag Archives: fat
121618-021
English: Your mom is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV you miss an entire episode of 60 Minutes.
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Heard it from her mom
121618-018
English: Your mom is so fat, her Patronus is a cake
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Read it on Tumblr, references Harry Potter.
121618-008
Dutch: Hey bolle! Heb je een scheet gelaten of stink je altijd zo?
English: Hey, fatty, did you just fart, or do you always smell this bad?
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Heard it when he was a teenager in middle school in eastern Netherlands
090218-006
English: Your mama’s so fat, she tripped over WalMart and landed on Target
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: A joke he and his friends would tell in high school, circa 2010.
090218-004
English: You’re so fat, I don’t see how you get around.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: from Chapel Hill – an insult used towards friends.
060416002
English: You’re so fat you call Fat Joe “Joe”
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: he wrote this joke several years ago. It is a reference to the rapper Fat Joe
051416007
English: Your mama is so big, when you go around the corner, you’ve got to go AROUND the corner.
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: heard this playing The Dozens with friends in school, sometime around 1993 in Jamaica, Queens.
051416005
English: Your mama is so fat, when she plays Call of Duty, the person who kills her gets a 5 person killstreak.
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: heard in the lunch cafeteria, Cambria Heights, Queens.
051416003
English: Your mama is so fat, she uses cheat codes for Wii Fit
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: heard in the lunch cafeteria, Cambria Heights, Queens