English: Your mama’s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
collected: Corona Plaza, Queens (04-30-2016)
origin: heard it on Def Comedy Jam
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Portuguese:
English: Your mother is so fat, when you have to drive around her in the car, you run out of gas
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: more recent yo-mama joke from Portugal. Very common in Portugal to insult each other’s mothers
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Finnish: Sinun äitisi on niin läski että kuin hän menee rannalle Greenpeace yrittää työntää hänet takaisin merelle
English: Your mama’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to push her back to the sea.
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-22-2015)
origin: not from Finland. Perhaps he saw it on the internet.
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Finnish: Syö sika syö, jouluna sinut tapetaan.
English: Eat pig! Eat! You will be killed at Christmas.
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-20-2015)
origin: heard it from their respective grandparents. Commonly used by elderly towards children who eat too much.
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Swedish: Jag är fet, du är ful, jag kan banta, vad kan du?
English: I am fat, you are ugly. I can lose weight, what can you do?
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-19-2015)
origin: common comeback joke used in upper secondary school in Northwest Finland (Swedish speaking)
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Swedish: Du svettas lite med tanke på hur fet du är
English: You sweat very little considering how fat you are
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-17-2015)
origin: Heard it from her grandmother, who was retelling a story of how a man had asked a woman to dance (supposedly an attempt to be complimentary). In Swedish dialect from the Ostrobothnia region of Finland.
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Latvian: Tu esi tik resna, ka guli uz vienas krūts, bet apsedzies ar otru.
English: You are so fat, that you sleep on one of your boobs, and use the other as a blanket
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She heard it from her friend.
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Latvian: Tu esi tik resns, ka pamosties pāri abām gultas malām.
English: You are so fat, that you wake up on both sides of the bed
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She made it up with her friend.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka viņa raud taukus.
English: Your mom is so fat, she cries lard.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: From Riga. She made it up.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa uzskāpa uz svariem, parādījās mans telefona numurs.
English: Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, my phone number showed up
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She heard it from her friend, around two years ago.