“Your mom’s so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
Category Archives: Philly Janks
120712105
“Your mama’s so fat, when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
120712104
“Your mama’s so fat, that when she wears a red dress people yell, ‘KOOL-AID!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
120712103
“Your mom called, and she mising a shit stain on her panties”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: claims to have made it up last week
120712102
“You’re so dumb that you took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just heard it in Philadelphia, PA
120712101
“Your mama’s so dumb that she scores well below average on standardized testing”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: church camp in Miami from a guy from Georgia
120712100
“Your mama’s so fat, that the doctors are concerned that it is impacting her health negatively”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: church camp in Miami from a guy from Georgia
120712099
“Your mama’s so fat, that when she went in an airplane, the tides changed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up while looking at the stars
120712098
“really skinny (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents
120712097
“really fat (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents