English: I went to your house and I wanted to hear music, so your mom poured a bowl of Rice Krispies, and sang “Snap Crackle Pop, Snap Crackle Pop”
collected: Corona Plaza, Queens (04-30-2016)
origin: “I went to your house” jokes such as this one were common during Elementary school in the Bronx in the 1980s.
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English: I went to your house and I was hungry, so I opened the refrigerator, and there were a bunch of roaches in there singing “We are the World, We are the Children.”
collected: Corona Plaza, Queens (04-30-2016)
origin: “I went to your house” jokes such as this one were common during Elementary school in the Bronx in the 1980s.
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“She’s so fat she tried to sneak out of the house and the whole world knew”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville, West Virginia
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“You’re so poor, and your house is so small, when you order pizza, you have to eat it outside”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
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“Your mom’s so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
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“Your house is so janky, I rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is small, I threw a rock through the window and killed the whole family”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is so small the cockroaches walk humpback”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is so not cool that people don’t want to come to your birthday party”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Your house is so small that people never say you live in a castle”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE