English: I went to your house and I wanted to hear music, so your mom poured a bowl of Rice Krispies, and sang “Snap Crackle Pop, Snap Crackle Pop”
collected: Corona Plaza, Queens (04-30-2016)
origin: “I went to your house” jokes such as this one were common during Elementary school in the Bronx in the 1980s.
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Finnish: Sinulla ei ole kaikki murot kulhossa.
English: You don’t have all the cereal in the bowl
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-20-2015)
origin: common Finnish expression. Heard this version on Television.
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“Your penis is so small, you manipulate it with a cheerio and a pair of tweezers”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to him by his friend Ezra in New Albany, Indiana (circa 1996)
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“Your mama’s so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA