Spanish:
English: Here comes the one who is leaking oil.
collected: Carrboro, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Pamplona, Spain. Something used among friends (within the context of drinking), directed at a homosexual member of the group. Implying he is so loose, his anus is leaking.
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Spanish:
English: If you were dumber, you wouldn’t be born
collected: Carrboro, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Pamplona, Spain.
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Spanish:
English: You’re sluttier than the chicken who learned to swim so they could fuck the ducks.
collected: Carrboro, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Madrid, Spain. An insult used between friends.
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Spanish:
English: You are not dumber because you don’t train for it.
collected: Carrboro, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Madrid, Spain. An insult that was commonly used between her family members.
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English: You smell so bad you could gag a maggot on a gut wagon.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something her mother used to say to her all the time when she was little, and smelled bad. From East Tennessee.
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English: Your mama is so skinny she could hang glide off a Dorito.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: From the playgrounds/hallways of E K Powe Elementary School in Durham, North Carolina
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English: Your mama is so fat that when she jumps up and down, the Earth shakes.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Heard in Bozeman, Montana
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Finnish: Hiekka pillussa
English: You have sand in your pussy.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something you say in Finland, to someone, particularly a woman, who is in a bad mood and acting salty.
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English: You could wrap your brain in tinfoil, shove it up a gnat’s ass and it’ll sound like a BB in a tin can
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Told to him from his grandfather, who learned it in the Navy
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English: You don’t know your ass from your elbow
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Told to him from his grandfather, who learned it in the Navy