Tag Archives: ass

122018-015

English: You wouldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a shovel.
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: A rural saying, heard it when he was a kid, meant to insult someone’s aim. Commonly used in sports (Hurling)

122018-009

English: You’re as a tight as a duck’s arse, and that’s watertight.
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: Something you’d say if somebody is really mean spirited and tight with money

122018-008

English: You’re as tight as a frog’s arse, and that’s waterproof
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: Something you’d say if somebody is really mean spirited and mean with money

121618-007

English: You’re so stupid you can’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Might’ve heard it on Saturday Night Live (Celebrity Jeopardy skit)

090218-005

English: You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth that has since somehow gotten stuck up your ass
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something he used against a snotty rich kid in high school, in Liberty, NC.

090118-004

English: I’m time enough for his ass
collected: Raleigh, NC (9-1-2018)
origin: Something her old neighbor would say to kids who were acting badly. A southern expression, heard in Raleigh, NC.