Dutch: Hey bolle! Heb je een scheet gelaten of stink je altijd zo?
English: Hey, fatty, did you just fart, or do you always smell this bad?
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Heard it when he was a teenager in middle school in eastern Netherlands
Tag Archives: odor
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English: You smell so bad you could gag a maggot on a gut wagon.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something her mother used to say to her all the time when she was little, and smelled bad. From East Tennessee.
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Finnish: Senkin homeinen tiskirätti
English: you moldy dish cloth
collected: Vaasa, Finland (01-23-2016)
origin: from a scene in the Moomin animated TV series (circa early 1990s) in which the Moomins have to defeat a killer plant by insulting it over and over again.
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“You think your shit don’t stink, but your farts give you away”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: from her father, of German heritage, who lived in the Bloomfield neighborhood of Pittsburgh
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“Your mom stinks so bad that her boyfriend was walking past the fish market, and thought he was home.”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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“Your breath smells so bad, it’s got its own theme song”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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“Your nose is so long, and your dick is so big that you can smell it when you get an erection”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Derived from Epigrams from the Roman Poet Martial
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“You smell like bong water”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: boyscout camp, Wyncote, PA (from an exchange scout from GA)