“Your mom stinks so bad that her boyfriend was walking past the fish market, and thought he was home.”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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091714011
“Your breath smells so bad, it’s got its own theme song”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714010
“You look like you got in a fight with a dentist and lost”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714009
“Your teeth look like an obstacle course”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714008
“You’ve got the only teeth that could eat other teeth”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714007
“You look like Ted Bundy in the face, you school bus chaser”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714006
“You’re so cheap, you took your girlfriend out for breakfast, and I’m still trying to figure out why she smells like ChexMix”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714005
“Your head is so tall, you’re probably the reason they made up the saying, ‘Why the long face?'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714004
“Your nose is so big, you could probably smell what I’m thinking”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714003
“Your nose is so big it’s got its own area code”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot