“He’s so black and his teeth are so yellow, he looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet”
collected: Pittsburgh, East Liberty neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: from Maryland – made it up while “Jonin’” with a friend from Pittsburgh
Tag Archives: Rippin’
091714017
“Your mom stinks so bad that her boyfriend was walking past the fish market, and thought he was home.”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714015
“I took her picture, got it developed, and when I hung it up, the nail bent”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
091714014
“Your mother is so stupid she went to the strip district butt-naked”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
091714013
“Your mother’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
091714012
“Your mother’s so fat, she’s on the other side of the family”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up
091714011
“Your breath smells so bad, it’s got its own theme song”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714010
“You look like you got in a fight with a dentist and lost”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714009
“Your teeth look like an obstacle course”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714008
“You’ve got the only teeth that could eat other teeth”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot