English: Your mom plays left-back for St Johnstone
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: He heard it from a Dutch friend, but it is originally a Scottish insult. St Johnstone F.C. is a notoriously bad Scottish football club. Left-back is a notoriously bad position.
Tag Archives: football
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“He’s so black and his teeth are so yellow, he looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet”
collected: Pittsburgh, East Liberty neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: from Maryland – made it up while “Jonin’” with a friend from Pittsburgh
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“Your mama’s so dumb, she went to an Eagles game and thought a quarterback was a refund”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: (Middle school) Philadelphia, PA