“She’s so stupid, she tried to take a bite out of a school bus and asked where the cream filling was”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville,West Virginia
Tag Archives: school bus
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“Your mom’s so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people, she said, ‘Hey! Go catch that giant Twinkie!'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to her by a grade schooler at a summer camp in Pittsburgh (circa 2010)
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“You look like Ted Bundy in the face, you school bus chaser”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot