“Your mama’s so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell ‘Taxi’”
collected: Pittsburgh, Strip District (9-20-14)
origin: heard it in Elementary School in Minnesota (circa 80s/90s)
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“She’s so stupid, she tried to take a bite out of a school bus and asked where the cream filling was”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville,West Virginia
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“Your mom’s so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people, she said, ‘Hey! Go catch that giant Twinkie!'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to her by a grade schooler at a summer camp in Pittsburgh (circa 2010)
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“Yo mama is so fat that I had to take two trains and a bus, and I still wasn’t on her good side.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Joke book sent by father to him at Jewish overnight camp in Maine.