English: He should be shot with a knob of his own shit.
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: She heard it from her mother-in-law, discussing a lazy person.
Tag Archives: shit
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English: You don’t know shit from Shinola
collected: Raleigh, NC (9-1-2018)
origin: Something his father would say when he was being dumb.
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Lithuanian: tu kaip šūdas, pajudinai ir pasmirdo
English: you are like shit. when someone moves you, it stinks.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: she heard her grandmother say this to her mother
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Lithuanian: nešik britvom
English: don’t shit razors
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: Things she says with her friends, meaning chill out
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Lithuanian: nešik miltais – malūnai sustos
English: don’t shit flour – the windmills are going to stop
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old/ traditional (especially first part. just “Nešik miltais”) and common Lithuanian joke – a way to tell someone to chill out.
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Lithuanian: kad tave šikantį sutrauktų
English: you should get cramps while shitting
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke
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Lithuanian: tavęs klausytis, skausmingiau negu iššikti metrą spygliuotos vielos
English: Listening to you is more painful than shitting out a meter of barbed wire
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he made it up on the spot, though could be traditional if you would just say : shit a meter of barbed wire
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Lithuanian: malasi kaip šūdas eketėj
English: you are swirling around like shit in a hole in the ice
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: heard it from a colleague at work. Old Lithuanian countryside joke from Samogitia region. Used when someone is being indecisive.
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Latvian: Kā caur pakaļu taisīts
English: Like made through the ass
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Traditional Latvian insult joke/heard from his friend, he thinks.
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English translation: “your mother sweats while shitting”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it from friends while an exchange students in Munich, Germany when he was 16 years old