“Your mama’s so broke, when I came into your house and dropped a cigarette butt, the roaches came out screaming, “Heat! Heat! We got heat!””
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: heard it from her mom’s boyfriend, in the Homestead neighborhood of Pittsburgh (circa 2013)
Tag Archives: poor
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“You’re so poor, when I saw you rollin down the street in a garbage can, I asked what you were doing, you said, ‘moving'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
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“You’re so poor, and your house is so small, when you order pizza, you have to eat it outside”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
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“Your mom is so poor she has to put a milkshake on layaway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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Your mamma’s so broke she can’t get into a free concert
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: pretty sure he just made up. (occurred to him the day before)
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“Your mamma’s so fat, she rent her pussy by the foot.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day