“You’re so poor, and your house is so small, when you order pizza, you have to eat it outside”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
Tag Archives: pizza
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“Your mama’s so fat she thinks “mixed media” means: sausage, pepporoni and canadian bacon”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
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“Your mamm’as so fat she bakes pizza on a sewer lid.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day