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Latvian: Tu esi tik neglīts, ka pat tava mamma mēģināja pārliecināt ārstus, ka tu neesi viņas dēls.
English: you are so ugly, that even your mom tried to convince the doctors that you were not her baby.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: A joke his father used to tell him when he was a child, because he said he was an ugly baby

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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa uzskāpa uz svariem, parādījās mans telefona numurs.
English: Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, my phone number showed up
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She heard it from her friend, around two years ago.