Latvian: Tu esi tik neglīts, ka pat tava mamma mēģināja pārliecināt ārstus, ka tu neesi viņas dēls.
English: you are so ugly, that even your mom tried to convince the doctors that you were not her baby.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: A joke his father used to tell him when he was a child, because he said he was an ugly baby
Tag Archives: mom
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka viņa raud taukus.
English: Your mom is so fat, she cries lard.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: From Riga. She made it up.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa uzskāpa uz svariem, parādījās mans telefona numurs.
English: Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, my phone number showed up
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She heard it from her friend, around two years ago.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa nopiržas, sākas globālā sasilšana.
English: Your mom is so fat that when she farts global warming starts
collected: Riga, Latvia (01-08-2016)
origin: She made it up. Yo Mama Jokes are more of an imported tradition from movies and social media.
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“Did your mom pay for those singing lessons? Because she should get her money back.”
collected: Cleveland, Ohio – Cleveland Institute of Art (11-7-14)
origin: his professor said it to him when he was singing in class
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“Your momma’s so bald-headed that she blow dry her hair like this (blows on hand and moves hand once over head).”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
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“Your momma’s so fat, she bleeds Prego”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
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“Your momma house so small, I went in the front door and landed in the back yard.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
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“Your mom don’t have no legs and your dad don’t have no eyes. Your mom said, “I’m walking out of this relationship.” And your dad said, “I’ve got to see this!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: father, Philadelphia/Germantown