Spanish:
English: Your sister is like a duck that opens its wings to fly, except your sister opens her legs to play.
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: from an Ecuadorian song
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Latvian: Tavas kājas ir kā stirnai – tikpat kaulainas un spalvainas.
English: Your legs are as beautiful as those of a deer. just as bony and hairy.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Traditional Latvian pickup line / joke
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“Your mom don’t have no legs and your dad don’t have no eyes. Your mom said, “I’m walking out of this relationship.” And your dad said, “I’ve got to see this!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: father, Philadelphia/Germantown