English: Your mama’s so ugly that when your daddy beats her he gets arrested for cruelty to animals
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: he wrote this joke several years ago
Tag Archives: domestic abuse
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“Your mom don’t have no legs and your dad don’t have no eyes. Your mom said, “I’m walking out of this relationship.” And your dad said, “I’ve got to see this!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: father, Philadelphia/Germantown