Lithuanian: ginčytis su tavim, kaip su pliku pešiotis
English: arguing with you is like plucking with a bald-headed (hair is not mentioned, there’s the point)
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: traditional Lithuanian joke. Heard originally from her mother
Tag Archives: bald
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“Your mom’s hair is so short, she rolls it with rice”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: he thinks he made it out a long time ago
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“Your momma’s so bald-headed that she blow dry her hair like this (blows on hand and moves hand once over head).”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown