English: You’re as useless as tits on a snake
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: Heard in Pittsburgh, PA from a Canadian.
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English: You’re as useful as a pair of tits on a goldfish
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: He used to work in an Irish pub in Amsterdam and heard it there
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“You’re as useless as tits on a bull”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from taxi drivers in the taxi rank
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“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: ongoing local joke