English: You’re as useful as a bicycle to a goldfish
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: Common saying/slagging. Something she’d say to her kids
Tag Archives: useful
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English: You’re as useful as a pair of tits on a goldfish
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: He used to work in an Irish pub in Amsterdam and heard it there
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“You’re about as useful as a goat in a cabbage patch”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
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“You’re as useful as balls on a priest”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
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“You’re as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a guy with no ears”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
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“You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
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“You’re as useful as a bag of cats”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it from her mother in Galway
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“You’re as useless as tits on a bull”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from taxi drivers in the taxi rank
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“You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
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“You’re as useful as a bowler hat with sleeves”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk