English: You’re as useful as a bicycle to a goldfish
Collected: Askeaton, Co. Limerick, Ireland (12-20-2018)
Origin: Common saying/slagging. Something she’d say to her kids
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English: You’re as useful as a pair of tits on a goldfish
Collected: Amsterdam, Netherlands (12-16-2018)
Origin: He used to work in an Irish pub in Amsterdam and heard it there