“I was so ugly as a child, my mom had to tie a lamb chop around my throat, just so the dogs would play with me.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it from her friend in Belfast
Tag Archives: dog
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“You are so ugly you could be working at the airport by smelling luggage”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain
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“You so ugly, your mama tied a pork chop to your face, so the dog would play with you”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA