English: You’re the drop your mother should have swallowed.
Origin: Arkansas, USA
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120712036
“You oughta tell your mama to changer her lipstick, cuz my dick looks like a rainbow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)
120712035
“Your sister is like a shotgun, one cock and she’ll blow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)
120712009
“You do the same thing sober that you do when you’re drunk – you suck dick.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Derived from Epigrams from the Roman Poet Martial