“My mate, Frankie, says I’m as useful as a chocolate fireguard.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: traditional Belfast slagging
Tag Archives: useful
090613011
“You’re as much use as a chocolate fireguard”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613010
“You’re as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613004
“You’re as much use as your ass full of melted snow”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging
090613003
“You’re as much use as a fart in a spacesuit”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging
090613002
“You’re about as useful as a tissue paper condom”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it somewhere in Whales