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120712056

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama is so dumb that she went up and saw Jesus at a bar and started hitting on him because she heard he was hung like this (arms extended out like being crucified)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up

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