Lithuanian: tavo mama yra tokia sena, kad ji skolinga ketvirtį Jėzui.
English: your mom is so old she owes a quarter to Jesus
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he thinks he might have read it on the internet – not originally Lithuanian
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“Your mommy’s so old, she sat beside Jesus in school”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend in school
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“Your mama’s so old, she shared a locker with Jesus”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“When the Lord was giving out noses, you thought he said roses and asked for a big red one”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“When the Lord was giving out brains, you thought he said rain and went and found shelter”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your mom is so tall that she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your mama is so dumb that she went up and saw Jesus at a bar and started hitting on him because she heard he was hung like this (arms extended out like being crucified)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up