Lithuanian: ilgas kaip kaminas, durnas kaip avinas
English: tall as a chimney, stupid as a ram
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: a childish joke she remembers from grade school
Tag Archives: tall
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“Your mom is so tall she goes deep sea fishing without a boat”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (made up)
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“Your mom is so tall that she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama