Russian: Ты спереди пионерка, сзади пенсионерка
English: You are a Pioneer from the front, a retiree from the back
collected: Flushing Meadows – Corona Park, Queens (6-4-2016)
origin: She grew up in Shymkent, Kazakhstan when it was part of the former Soviet Union. At this time, there was an organization for children operated by a communist party called “Pioneers.” Pioneer uniforms consisted of white shirts and red ties. She used to be fat as a child, and one day her skinny, mean cousin saw her wearing her Pioneer uniform and said this to her.
Tag Archives: old
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Lithuanian: Jis atrodo kaip po pirmo pasaulinio karo
English: He looks like after World War I
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas
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Lithuanian: Tau iš šiknos krenta pelenai
English: Ashes are falling from your ass
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik veca, ka viņas instruktors bija dinozaurs
English: Your mom is so old that her driving instructor was a Dinosaur
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She read it on the internet (originally in Latvian) a year or so ago and remembered it.
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“You’re so old, you’re an hysterical landmark”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: made it up, in Pittsburgh, originally used to describe an old house
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“your mom is so old, she’s got an autographed bible”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
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“Your mommy’s so old, she sat beside Jesus in school”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend in school
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“Your mama’s so old, that when she takes her clothes there are spider webs and dust all over”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mommy is so old, her breast milk is powder”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mama’s so old, she shared a locker with Jesus”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA