Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik veca, ka viņas instruktors bija dinozaurs
English: Your mom is so old that her driving instructor was a Dinosaur
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She read it on the internet (originally in Latvian) a year or so ago and remembered it.
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“Your momma’s so fat, her ass is so big, she walks like a dinosaur”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot