“You’re about as dumb as a pile of bricks”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
Tag Archives: dumb
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“You’re about as smart as a bag of hammers”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
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“You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: from the film “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
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“You’re about as smart as a bag of bricks”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: often heard it from relatives in Pittsburgh
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“Your mama’s so dumb, she’d get knocked down by a parked car.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
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“You’re so dumb that you took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just heard it in Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so dumb that she scores well below average on standardized testing”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: church camp in Miami from a guy from Georgia
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“Your mama’s so dumb, she went to an Eagles game and thought a quarterback was a refund”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: (Middle school) Philadelphia, PA
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“Your daddy’s so dumb, he thought Hilary Clinton was a republican”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Baltimore Maryland (high school)
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“You’re so dumb, you tried to spread an animated GIF on your sandwich”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up