“Your mama’s so fat, that when she went in an airplane, the tides changed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up while looking at the stars
120712098
“really skinny (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents
120712097
“really fat (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents
120712096
“She is so skinny, that it’s like fucking a bag of paper clips”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: mid-late 1990s Oakton High School, Oakton, VA
120712095
“Your mama’s so stupid she went to the GAP to fix her teeth”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712094
“Your mama’s so nasty, she pours ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712093
“Your mama’s so dumb, she went to an Eagles game and thought a quarterback was a refund”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: (Middle school) Philadelphia, PA
120712092
“Your mama’s so skinny, she could ride a chihuahua”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up
120712091
“Your mama is so easy, that whenever she walks around, she wears a mattress strapped to her back”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Heard from boys in back of school bus – 7th grade, Reynolds Middle School in Trenton, NJ
120712090
“Your daddy’s so dumb, he thought Hilary Clinton was a republican”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Baltimore Maryland (high school)