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120712099

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so fat, that when she went in an airplane, the tides changed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up while looking at the stars

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged airplane, fat, gravitation, maternal insult, tides | Comments Off on 120712099

120712098

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“really skinny (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged American Sign Language, gesture, skinny | Comments Off on 120712098

120712097

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“really fat (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged American Sign Language, fat, gesture | Comments Off on 120712097

120712096

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“She is so skinny, that it’s like fucking a bag of paper clips”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: mid-late 1990s Oakton High School, Oakton, VA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged maternal insult, paperclips, sexual intercourse, skinny | Comments Off on 120712096

120712095

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so stupid she went to the GAP to fix her teeth”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged GAP, maternal insult, stupidity, teeth | Comments Off on 120712095

120712094

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so nasty, she pours ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged crabs, hygiene, maternal insult, Sexually Transmitted Disease | Comments Off on 120712094

120712093

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so dumb, she went to an Eagles game and thought a quarterback was a refund”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: (Middle school) Philadelphia, PA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged dumb, Eagles, football, maternal insult, quarterback, refund | Comments Off on 120712093

120712092

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so skinny, she could ride a chihuahua”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged chihuahua, maternal insult, skinny | Comments Off on 120712092

120712091

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama is so easy, that whenever she walks around, she wears a mattress strapped to her back”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Heard from boys in back of school bus – 7th grade, Reynolds Middle School in Trenton, NJ

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged maternal insult, mattress, promiscuity | Comments Off on 120712091

120712090

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your daddy’s so dumb, he thought Hilary Clinton was a republican”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Baltimore Maryland (high school)

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged dumb, Hilary Clinton, paternal insult, politics, republican | Comments Off on 120712090

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