Portuguese:
English: your father’s weiner is smaller than yours
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: in Portuguese. Overheard an exchange between a couple. The man said: you cannot say one thing to me that would make be both happy and sad. She responded: your father’s weiner is smaller than yours.
Category Archives: Kaunas Janks
011016012
Lithuanian: pjauti grybą
English: cut the mushroom
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: classic Lithuanian sayings – ways of telling someone to “buzz off” – basically go do something impossible
011016011
Lithuanian: stumk laivą
English: push the ship
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: classic Lithuanian sayings – ways of telling someone to “buzz off” – basically go do something impossible
011016010
Lithuanian: spardyk debesis
English: kick the clouds
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: classic Lithuanian sayings – ways of telling someone to “buzz off” – basically go do something impossible
011016009
Lithuanian: pūsk traukiniui padangą
English: blow the train’s tire (with your mouth)
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: classic Lithuanian sayings – ways of telling someone to “buzz off” – basically go do something impossible
011016008
Lithuanian: Kas ant kito sako, tas ant savęs pasisako
English: what you say about another, you say about yourself.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: from grade school. meaning “talk to the hand.”
011016007
Lithuanian: šliaužk tarybiniais vamzdžiais
English: Slither in Soviet pipes
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: she read it on the internet, from an archive of old Lithuanian jokes from or about the Soviet Union.
011016006
Lithuanian: tavo akys, kaip žvaigždės – viena aukščiau, kita žemiau.
English: your eyes are like stars. one above one below.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: heard it used within a group of friends. play on a pickup line.
011016005
in English only: if I was a cunt I would look like you
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he is a baseball player and used this as a comeback against an opponent during a match in the UK.
011016004
Lithuanian: užčiaupk srėbtuvę
English: shut your strainer
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: common Lithuania-style insult. play on words. meaning “shut up” but also that your mouth looks like a strainer.