“Your mom’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a head-lock”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Abingdon High School, Abingdon, VA
Category Archives: Philly Janks
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“Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Abingdon High School, Abingdon, VA
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“Yo moma’s so fat that when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters land on her back”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Abingdon High School, Abingdon, VA
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“I heard that your mom got fired from the sperm bank. She got caught drinking on the job.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Abingdon High School, Abingdon, VA
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“You smell like bong water”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: boyscout camp, Wyncote, PA (from an exchange scout from GA)