“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Lunch table c1995
Tag Archives: fat
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“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington’s nose”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: lunch table c1995
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“Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes swimming, all the sailors yell, “Land Ho!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: lunch table c1995
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“Your mom’s so fat, when she goes to Sea World, they pay her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: The Nutty Professor Remake with Eddie Murphy
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“Your mom’s so fat, her belt size is equator”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: The Nutty Professor Remake with Eddie Murphy
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“Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Abingdon High School, Abingdon, VA
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“Yo moma’s so fat that when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters land on her back”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Abingdon High School, Abingdon, VA