“Is there no mirrors in your house?”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast comeback
Tag Archives: fat
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“Your mom goes to the restaurant, gets a menu, looks at it for a while, and says, “OK.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard from friend in Heidelberg, Germany
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“Your mommy’s so fat, she can’t even breathe.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mommy’s so fat, she can’t even fit in the bed”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend
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“Your mommy is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, it turns into an iPad”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: her friend, Ginger, made it up
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“Your mom’s so fat, she fatter than the flats and taller than the sky”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mommy is so fat, she jumped down the Grand Canyon and got stuck”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from her friend, Jack, in school
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“You’re so fat, you shit in the waterworks”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up (the waterworks is a park/reservoir and Belfast’s principal source of water)
090613019
“Your mama’s so fat, when she stands on the scale her phone number comes up”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
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“Your mama’s so fat when she’s in the water, the whales sing, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school