“Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow bathing suit, people sing, ‘Ole Ole, Ole Ole!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
Tag Archives: fat
120712060
“Your mama’s so fat, the angels needed help carrying up to heaven when she died”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up
120712058
“Your mama’s so fat, her blood type is Gravy”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
120712057
“Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
120712055
“Yo mama is so fat that I had to take two trains and a bus, and I still wasn’t on her good side.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Joke book sent by father to him at Jewish overnight camp in Maine.
120712053
“Your mom is so fat, the cops came around the corner and told her to break it up”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA
120712052
“Your mom is so fat that she got a Malcom-X t-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA
120712051
“Your mama’s so fat she runs through wall yelling, ‘Kool-Aid!!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA
120712050
“Your mamas’ so fat that Paul McCarthy video-taped the toilet after she took a shit, and that shit’s up in the Hamburger Bahnhof right now.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
120712049
“Your mama’s so fat she went to SCAD and got a Master’s in sandwich art”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it