“You’re so ugly the tide wouldn’t take you out”
collected: Pittsburgh, Strip District (9-20-14)
origin: heard it from a friend in Dublin, Ireland
Tag Archives: ugly
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“I was so ugly as a child, my mom had to tie a lamb chop around my throat, just so the dogs would play with me.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it from her friend in Belfast
090713014
“My sister was that ugly when she was born, the midwife slapped my ma.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast slagging
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“You’ve got a face like a bulldog chewing a bumblebee”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: her granny would say this to her when she was throwing a temper tantrum
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“If I had a head like that, I’d have it circumcised”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: told to him by Joe Harnick, a Jewish guy in Los Angeles
090713003
“You are so ugly you could be working at the airport by smelling luggage”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain
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“You are so ugly that you should be in a Museum of Modern Art”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain
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“My friend, Robert, was that ugly as a baby, that his mother wouldn’t push him, she pulled him in the pram”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it at work
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“Your mommy is ugly, even Bob the Builder can’t even fix it”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“You have a face like a melted Welly”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk