“You so ugly, your mama fed you with a slingshot”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
Tag Archives: ugly
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“You so ugly, your mama tied a pork chop to your face, so the dog would play with you”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mamma’s feet are so ugly and big, that Rex Ryan be jerkin’ off to ‘em.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
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“Your momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection blinks.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”